Crashed SLR for sale, anyone?

I'm looking to buy a crashed SLR

source: media-eu

Literally what the title says. I'm in the market for a crashed SLR. If you (or someone you know) have what I'm looking for - let me free you from the burdens. Don't send me your perfect examples, they all look stunning. Making an offer only on a crashed one! Feel free to DM me on IG, send me an email or call me, whichever works for you!